DAVID BOWIE'S PACKAGE RULES, AGAIN!!!!

Confirming what many have known all along, this surly band of idiots have shown why we rule with a historic sweep of victories at this year's PBRPRPSCLCS Finals. Mr Is, known previously as our most consistent player of the year, now will be hailed as 2008 PBRPRPSCLCS CHAMP! Long live the champ!


Mr. Is defeated several tough competitors on her way to glory. J. Martin Hill, Le Tigre, Von Damonator, Get Your Rocks Off and of course Three Fingers Bill were laid asunder by Mr. Is. So it went that throughout a season of RPS futility Mr. Is was avoiding her greatest strategy: get really drunk and win!

Part two of the sweep was PJ Rhymeswithsausage taking the street prize on the night. He beat the hated (but respected) Fighting Mongooses, and also won a rare Package-vs-Package all-in match against Baconshark.

Part three of the sweep was the 50-50 prize which went to Zombie Llama, who spent all night selling the tickets. Even his own team booed.

After the victorious night David Bowie's Package meandered back to New Jersey and celebrated the win with three parking tickets, a vomitous Zombie Llama, hanging with the victory dog, and loafing which lasted until 8:45 the next evening. David Bowie's Package rules!