On Monday, PJ Rhymeswithsausage (that's me) won the Street RPS tournament. Much swindling and showmanship went into this victory. Also, I wasn't drunk, but everyone else was. So that helped.
And last night, after 3 years of hard work, bloodshed, and drunken stupors, Zombie Llama won! He faced many tough competitors on the way to victory. The final match pitted Zombie Llama against The Fighting Mongooses. (Seriously, does anyone like that guy?) Mongooses took the first match, Zombie Llama the second, Mongooses the third. It was exciting! Zombie Llama rallied to overcome the evilest member of the Majestic 12 and won the last 2 matches to claim his victory. A crushing rock on the last throw of the last round utterly defeated the limp scissors of Fighting Mongooses. He totally lost.
Congratulations Zombie Llama! Not only did you win the night, you somehow also got free Duran Duran tickets! Super job!
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