As the sole member of David Bowie's Package at The Dive last night, PJ Rhymeswithsausage faced some stiff competition from a whole lotta dudes (and one girl, but she was out in the first round). But despite the odds, despite feeling physically ill, despite his damned car getting freaking towed, PJ Rhymeswithsausage took all comers and won the night!
Everyone defeated was a member or friend of our mortal enemies, the Majestic 12. First was new guy Princess Jasmine (I think someone else picked the name for him). Next was Steve Park, a member of MJ12 who has not played in the PBRPRPSCLCS for well over a year (but he put up a good fight). The 3rd conquest was Season Points and All Other Categories leader Loomer. It came to the last throw in the last match, but Loomer totally lost. In the Final 4, Grim Trigger put up a struggle but was also defeated on the last throw in the last match. And finally, there was Hulk Hoagie. Hoagie beat PJ Rhymeswithsausage in the first round at Dirty Frank's on Tuesday. It was an epic rematch, but PJ Rhymeswithsausage claimed victory with a score of 3 games to 1. Then, with the help of Mr. Is and Zombie Llama (fresh from a Duran Duran concert), our hero raced across town to get his car back from the tow lot. It was a very expensive victory, but was it worth it?
Probably.
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