David Bowie's Package is not firing on all cylinders. Other than last week's near-victory by Legg E. Blonde, lately we all loose by Round 2. Ah well. We are consistent.
Last night's adventure at The Raven Lounge was hopping. Package Member Squidling was celebrating her birthday, as was Friend Of The Package El Toro Papaya. Following tradition, El Toro brought a big ol' cake to share with the RPS athletes- a snack to console you after a loss. That El Toro is a real stand-up fella.
Following her own tradition, Squidling lost in the first round. She went against fellow birthday person El Toro Papaya. It's hard to face a loss on your birthday, but at least there was cake to soften the blow. El Toro went on to the finals, but sadly was left with the sweet taste of Loosing Cake and not the sweet taste of Victory Cake.
In other first round loss news, Baconshark almost put up a good fight against new player Hildegard Von Birgen. Baconshark won the first round but then lost 4 throws in a row against his greatest nemesis: a girl. Zero also went down early, losing to Mr. 2nd Place himself, Mr. Strawberry.
The rest of David Bowie's Package did a bit better. PJ Rhymeswithsausge won by disqualification against a person who has a name that no one wrote down. The dude threw an illegal throw. Bad form, but an easy win for PJ Rhymeswithsausage. That was followed by an easy loss to B-Pac. Zombie Llama defeated Senorita Carambolla but then lost to Nubs. Legg E. Blonde did a great job of embarrassing The Fighting Mongooses. (Seriously, who likes that guy?) Sadly, her streak ended in Round 2 with a loss to Dr. Hambone. dOGulas defeated Friend Of The Package Posthumyn in Round 1 but fell to Enemy Of the Package Loomer in Round 2.
All of the package members then enjoyed some $2 pounders of Pabst, some Loosing Cake, and the loss of all of our Street money. How can we top this performance? Come on out to Dirty Frank's tonight to find out!
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