Monday night was Strawberry Appreciation Night at the Khyber, and Baconshark showed his appreciation by knocking Mr.Strawberry out in the first round of RPS action.
It was a typical scene, forcing Mr. Strawberry to taste the sweet El Toro Papaya-made cake of defeat. Later on that round, PJRhymeswithsausage tasted defeat, as well as Mr. Is, shouldering ZombieLlama and Baconshark with the task of seeking an All-Package Final on the first day of Double Points Week.
True to form, The Package continued it's surly endeavors as Baconshark proceeded to face all three of his previous finals adversaries, this time beating El Toro Papaya and Loomer before losing in the finals again to El Tigre. It wasn't even close, as El Tigre took the match 3-0.
Arriving early (on-time) offered us a chance to stock up on cheap beer and bad attitudes, and somehow we found a second team name if we're ever served with cease and desist papers by the actual David Bowie camp. While Cap'n B.L.O. and the Dead Fish Handshake Squad may never have the same joy de vivre that our current name does, it's good to know there is a worthy second choice for our awesome team.
The night saw another new gambit find its way into the light. El Toro Papaya and Mr. Is were ensnared in a brutal test of wits as scissors upon scissors clashed above an unsuspecting chocolate cake. Tying throws piled up, and as each competitor threw seven scissors in a row, The Guillotine was born. Now, this season has already seen the Heart Attack, and now this! Speculation of a 7-paper gambit quickly arose, and was aptly named The Bible. Surely the one who releases this gambit must be enlightened. Or drunk.
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