2010 Season - Week 1

David Bowie's Package rolled out mad deep for Week 1.  Well, maybe not "mad deep".  Maybe "disturbingly un-shallow".  OK, it was only 4 of us.  That's pretty deep these days, considering several Package members have snapped off at the base of the shaft to create their own brand new team.  dOGulas and Zero (now apparently spelled Ziro and who might even be Count Ziro) are members of The Lone Wolves.  I don't know if there is anyone else on their team, but who cares?  They're dead to us now.

Anyway, back to Week 1.  We went to The Dive for a Thursday night throw down.  The Dive is "smoke free" now in the sense that you can't smoke in the room while RPS is happening but smoking upstairs or downstairs is fine.  In less-stinky-than-normal circumstances, David Bowie's Package did pretty well.  Tits McGee and Zombie Llama were out in Round 1, PJ Rhymeswithsausage was out in Round 2, and Baconshark hit the finals.  And he looked good doing it, too.

It might be hard to see here, but Baconshark sprouted some Advantages for the final match.  And once you see it, it's hard to un-see it.

How many boobs do you see?

Sadly, the Advantages just were not enough.  After a good fight, Baconshark lost in the final.  But all was not sadness and boob jokes in the world of David Bowie's Package!  Zombie Llama won Street for the night with $97 fake dollars!

And so, to Zombie Llama we say, "NICE JOB FACE PANTS!"