Double points week started off with a poof and a bang yesterday. 2008 PBRPRPSCLCS Champion Mr. Is was joined by her father, Mr. Isn’t, for his RPS debut. He faced an unnerved Billy Shears in a match that came down to the last throw. Mr. Isn’t was felled by his foe, but all appreciated the appearance and support by the Champ’s dad.
A generous donation of cupcakes were brought by Squidling, in the hopes that David Bowie’s Package might benefit from a solid chocolate fix. It would seem to backfire as all male members of the Package were beaten in Round one, leaving only the 4 lady Package teammates to contend for the prize.
Long story short, nobody won. Mr. Is was out in the round of 16, Leggy Blonde lost in the final eight, and the final four saw both Squidling and Tits McGee defeated. We were hoping for an all-Package, all-lady final, but it was not to be. Madam Silly Putty took the victory, taking Biggs Darklighter ftw.
In street competition, Baconshark took the evening prize, whooping second place finisher Madam Silly Putty 78-44. Baconshark did not lose a single street match, including a final “fight for honor” match at the very end in which he defeated Package rival Fighting Mongooses in a lightning fast half hustle. Hopes remain that Baconshark can build momentum through the week, much like he did on his way to RPS glory in 2007.
Stay tuned as things “get real” at Double Points Week, finishing on Saturday at famous/infamous Connies Ric Rac.
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