Team David Bowie’s Package had a somewhat uneventful week. Monday night found us floundering to stay afloat as Loomer (aka Magnus Magnus) made short work of the field for the night. First year players continue to fawn over his nonchalant successes, but can take some refuge in knowing that this may be his last year in PBRPRPSCLCS play, as he may be moving to Japan next year.
The Foes of Strawbanus rolled mad deep on Monday, with appearances by the guys who beat Baconshark a lot, and Mr. Strawberry, who could not when it counted. Count to that bunch a girl who beat Baconshark, as I was felled in the second round by Sexual Chutney just after after I retrieved a $36 parking ticket four minutes after my meter expired. Ms. Chutney also made short work of Package newbie Zero in the next round.
Our other new peeps did okay, as both Squidling and Dogulas made it to the final four before losing to Loomer and Paper Princess, respectively. Zombie Llama lost in the first round. No surprise.
Reports of Tuesday are sketchy, but apparently Dogulas was automatically advanced after a player was forced to leave by her boyfriend because she was making out with some girl at the bar. Also, he beat Paper Tiger and El Toro Papaya, two RPS stalwarts. Nice job. Zero lost to someone named Hand Turkey. Also nice job.
Next week’s goal: All Package final! (We like to set ourselves up for disappointment. Doesn’t our name give it away?)
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